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Cleo Rocos

Cleo Rocos started in BBC’s The Kenny Everett Television Show as one of the sexy dancers. She was put as part of the cast since Episode 2 of Season 2. Here is a list of sketches Cleo Rocos was involved with. By surprise Cleo was not involved in Season 3 Extra: Kenny Everett’s Christmas Carol

Mr. Everett muses Cleo a lot the first two seasons but in Season 3 not that much, although there was ongoing serial parodies, The Drains in Season 2, and Dallasty in Season 3 which both Cleo was casted into. Cleo Rocos was totally out of Season 4. 

Sketches/BBC

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  • Behind the scenes of the BBCBUM (with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls and Terry Wogan) [S01X01BestPT
  • Gladys and Elsie tea break (served by Cleo Rocos, with Billy Connolly): No bra [S01X01
  • A short insert with Cleo Rocos and the three other sexy girls: Pull the cracker, crack the nut [S01X01
  • A short insert with Cleo Rocos in sexy undergarment and Bob and Ken walking by in pair of jeans [S01X01
  • Lennard Geofrey and the BBC Shopping listTrustscot & Ridley shooting stick (with Cleo Rocos and the other three girls) [S01X01
  • Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment: This sketch was not too bad, Variation “white” [S01X01BestPT
  • Talking about current state of politics with Cleo Rocos [S01E01
  • Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment [S01E01
  • Medieval torture with Cleo Rocos, Cleo chating with Ken [S01E01
  • Ken with TVs: Interviewing Cleo Rocos as Bill Wyman, one of the world greatest lead female inpersonator [S01E01
  • Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment: This sketch was not too bad, Variation “blue” [S01E02
  • MacBurger’s commercial break (sexy girls with Cleo Rocos and Bill Wyman) [S01E02
  • Medieval torture with Cleo RocosCleo mixing a pot [S01E02
  • Medieval torture with Cleo Rocos35 twice! [S01E02
  • Kenny in bed with Cleo RocosDid the earth move? [S01E02
  • That’s the end of the show with Cleo Rocos, part BBC S01e02: Let’s look at the great bits from tonight show [S01E02
  • Short insert with Cleo RocosDon’t worry, we did not use real apples [S01E03
  • Live from the MoonBehind the rock (Cleo Rocos as a voice-over) [S01E03
  • Spiderman (with Cleo Rocos): Laundry [S01E03
  • Mighty Everett MusesThe man who love the telephone (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E03
  • Stalker behind the window (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E03
  • Frenchman Marcel Wave (with Cleo Rocos): Ma cherie. Mon amour. [S01E03
  • Medieval torture with Cleo RocosHappy Birthday [S01E03
  • Doctor (with Cleo Rocos): The doctor will be here in a moment [S01E04
  • US Army General (with Cleo Rocos): Cheer for the good old US of A [S01E04
  • Ken with TVsCleo Rocos as a one of could-be leaders of SDP, Shirley Williams [S01E04
  • An angry cashpoint card machine, 3 variations (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E04
  • CourtroomSpending all time with my client’s wife (Cleo Rocos voice-over) [S01E04
  • Ludwing van Beethoven (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girls) [S01E04
  • After ending titlesCleo Rocos picks up Ken from with TVs [S01E04
  • No-one with TVsEverett is not there (Cleo Rocos voice-over) [S01E05
  • Commercial timeCyclax (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girl) [S01E05
  • BBC 9 o’clock newsYou hear it here first (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girls) [S01E05
  • Low comedian is using some bussomy girl as a foil for his cheap jokes (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E06BestPT
  • Speaking clock (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E06
  • Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment: This sketch was not too bad, Variation “blue” [S01E06
  • Torture with Cleo RocosFour letters, starts with P [S01E06
  • Man with Cleo Rocos in a bed, 4 variations (with B.A. Robertson) [S01E06
  • Kenny in bed with Cleo RocosExitement with marriage is gone [S01E06
  • CourtroomAccused for telling constantly Irish jokes (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E06
  • Ken with TVs (with Cleo Rocos): The only show in television to bring you this… [S01E07
  • Cap driver with James Hunt as a client (Cleo Rocos as voice-over) [S01E07
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of…… the End of the World (with Cleo Rocos), Variation #1 [S01E07
  • Sherlock Holmes and the Mysterious Affairs of…… the End of the World (with Cleo Rocos), Variation #2: Fog [S01E07
  • Multipart (with Cleo Rocos and other sexy girls) [S01E08
  • FulcrumPolitical panel with Cleo Rocos and two men [S01E08
  • This boy’s got spots (with Cleo Rocos) [S01E08
  • Ken with partying audience (with Cleo RocosBilly ConnollyLulu and all): Invited a few cumps [S01X02
  • Barber shop (with Cleo Rocos and Billy Connolly): Bold and hairy [S01X02
  • A short insert with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls in undergarments: Fun, fun, fun [S01X02
  • Shoe shop (with Cleo Rocos): A pair of shoes [S01X02S02B01
  • Woman in wardrobe (with Lulu and Cleo Rocos): Bus, Variation #2 [S01X02S02B01
  • Man in wardrobe (with Lulu and Cleo Rocos): Bus, Variation #3 [S01X02S02B01
  • A short insert with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls in undergarments: In rhyme [S01X02
  • On the operating tableWatching TV (with Cleo RocosJohn Arnatt) [S02E01
  • Ken with a prostitute out on a roadside (Cleo Rocos): Fancy a bit? [S02E01BestPT
  • On the operating tableNot much hope (with Cleo RocosJohn Arnatt) [S02E01
  • On the operating tableJackhammer (with Cleo RocosJohn Arnatt) [S02E01
  • Mr. Raffbone and Cleo Rocos as Miss Lovit (with Mel Smith): Mary Hench [Appeared also in S02E01BestPT
  • On the operating tableMexican the other doctor (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E01
  • Short insert of Let’s have a little breakie boo (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girls) [S02E01
  • On the operating tableTea during operation (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E01
  • MUSIC CLIP: Modern Romance (with Cleo Rocos among back crew) [S02E01
  • On the operating tableA little peckish (with Cleo RocosJohn Arnatt) [S02E01
  • Short insert of So far this show is not too bad (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girls) [S02E01
  • On the operating tableThe end of the show (with Cleo RocosJohn Arnatt) [S02E01
  • A short insert of Hello (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girl) [S02E02
  • Sid SnotAssulting women (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E02
  • A short insert of Television Show (with Cleo Rocos and the other sexy girls) [S02E02BestPT
  • A gallery ship with oarsmenBreak (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E02
  • Ken and Cleo Rocos walk on a roadsideA gentleman would take my arm [S02E03S02B01]
  • Ken with audienceCleo Rocos and the other sexy girls whipping audience, Variation #1 [S02E03
  • Goodbye cruel world with Cleo Rocos [S02E03
  • VampireIn metro (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E03
  • Ken with audienceCleo Rocos and the other sexy girls whipping audience (no talking), Variation #2 [S02E03
  • BedroomKen introducing the sketch (with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls) [S02E03
  • Ken with audienceCleo Rocos and the other sexy girls whipping audience, Variation #3: Axe [S02E03
  • Ken in jacuzzi with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls: Jenny Jacuzzi [S02E04
  • Ken in jacuzzi with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls: Clean up the show [S02E04
  • Fat Man and RobinAt the bank (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E04
  • Ken in jacuzzi with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls: Margaret Thatcher [S02E04
  • Ken in jacuzzi with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls and Margaret Thatcher: Mexician plumber [S02E04
  • Lieutenant ChasidyI’m going to jump (with Cleo Rocos hidden in the crowd) [S02E04
  • Ken in jacuzzi with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls, Margaret Thatcher and Christopher Plumber: Cleo’s talent [S02E04
  • Ken in a livingroom set with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls cleaning and dusting, Variation #1 [S02E05BestPT
  • Handsome lifeguard with Cleo RocosMan eating fish in the water [S02E05BestPT
  • Flying rabbi with Cleo RocosStolen delicatessen [S02e05S02B01BestPT]
  • Ken in a livingroom set with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls cleaning and dusting, Variation #2: I dropped my flower [S02E05BestPT
  • Criminal in a train with Cleo Rocos [S02E05
  • Handsome lifeguard with Cleo RocosA boy doing it in the pool [S02E05
  • Ken in a barber’s chair in the middle of livingroom with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls, Variation #3: The bodily particles poe [S02E05
  • Ken in Turkish sauna with Cleo Rocos as a massager [S02E05
  • HeartMy heart above my head (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E05
  • HeartWalk in room with my heart (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E05
  • Handsome lifeguard with Cleo RocosArtificial respiration (with Groucho Marx joke) [S02E05
  • The Drains with The Lodger and Cleo RocosThe telephone call, 2 takes [S02E05
  • Ken in a livingroom set with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls cleaning and dusting, Variation #4: Fully clothed [S02E05
  • That’s the end of the showThank the team (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E05
  • Breakfast TV kit (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E06
  • Leslie and HilaryCudling on a sofa by the fire (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E06
  • A gallery ship with oarsmenI can’t take it anymore (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E06
  • The Drains with The Lodger and Cleo RocosThe late arrival [S02E06
  • A gallery ship with oarsmenCabaree time (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E07
  • A gallery ship with oarsmenAfter cabaree (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E07
  • It’s a time checkThe Original, Britsh time (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E07
  • The Drains with The Lodger and Cleo RocosThe Chinese takeway [S02E07
  • HitchhikingAll the way (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E08
  • WallpaperingAre you finished yet? (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E08
  • Isn’t techonolgy wonderful (with Cleo Rocos and three other sexy girls dancing) [S02E08
  • The DrainsMemories (with Daniel Peacock and Cleo Rocos[MISSING FROM RERUN] [S02E08
  • WallpaperingWhere’s the bird? (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E08
  • MUSIC CLIP: Chas & Dave [II] (with Cleo Rocos by the piano) [S02E08
  • Ken in props room with suitcaseThat’s the end of the show and end of this series (with Cleo Rocos) [S02E08
  • Ken with audienceEnormous toilet paper with Cleo Rocos and other four sexy girls in undergarments and kids and Christmas Carol [S02X02
  • Season greetings (with Cleo Rocos): Bird boo, Variation #1 [S02X02
  • Name that foot (with Cleo RocosFiona FullertonPatrick MowerBonnie Langford) [S02X02
  • Season greetings (with Cleo Rocos): Lifebuoys, Variation #2 [S02X02
  • Season greetings (with Cleo Rocos): Milking, Variation #3 [S02X02
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos, Daniel Peacock, bearded man dressed up like a woman, Lulu and five sexy girlsThat’s the end of the show [S02X02
  • DallastyVariation #1 (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E01
  • Ask the Family (with Cleo Rocos): Windsors (Ken as the Queen) vs. Thatchers [S03E01
  • PubWould you like to hear with Cleo Rocos (no Ken) [S03E02
  • Pub, Lady of Night (Cleo Rocos) and ArchbishopMoney [S03E02
  • DallastyLinda’s got puppies (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E03
  • Sam Spade, private eye (with Cleo Rocos): I know that, kid [S03E03BestPT
  • Punk & Judy (Gizzard PukeCleo Rocos as Mrs. Punk with Margaret Tatcher in marionette theatre): Hello, children… [S03E03
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos and four other sexy girls in saunaVery hot in here, Variation #1 [S03E04
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos and four other sexy girls in saunaRushing with twig rutine, Variation #2 [S03E04
  • Pub, Lady of Night (Cleo Rocos) and ArchbishopStones [S03E04
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos and four other sexy girls in saunaTea in sauna, Variation #3 [S03E04
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos and four other sexy girls in saunaPounds drop off, Variation #4 [S03E04
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos, Lennie Bennett and three sexy girls in saunaI’m getting hot again, Variation #5 [S03E04
  • Ken (in and out of white suit) with audienceClassy show (with Cleo Rocos and Lionel Blair) [S03E05
  • DallastyPhone call (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E05BestPT
  • QuasiTouching bells (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E06
  • Morgue (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E06
  • EskimosLongest night (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E06
  • DoctorHow is he today? (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E06
  • Harry, this marriage is over (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E07
  • Airbolivia (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E07
  • Auction (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E07
  • Truscott and HendersonAnd same backwards (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E07
  • DallastyLess than a man, Variation #1 (with Cleo Rocos) [S03E07
  • Driving into blank map page (with Cleo Rocos and Daniel Peacock) [S03E07
  • Pub, Batman and Geoffrey / Lady of Night (Cleo Rocos) and ArchbishopPleasure of company [S03E08
  • ShakespeareTo be or not to be (with milkman and Cleo Rocos) [S03E08
  • [ No Cleo Rocos during Season 4 !! ] 
  • Double glazing salesman (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E01
  • German vs British fly dogfight (with Cleo Rocos as sexy waiter with attitude) [Appeared also in S05E01
  • Ken in pub talking to Cleo Rocos the bartenderOut of job from serious crimes division [Appeared also in S05E01
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,622 (with Cleo Rocos): New neighbour [Appeared also in S05E01
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,623 (with Cleo Rocos): Flat battery [Appeared also in S05E02
  • Tiger Hunters (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E02
  • Song (by Ken with Cleo Rocos): Oogy Oogy Wah Wah [Appeared also in S05E02
  • Crocodile hunt (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E03
  • Consumer Report (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E03
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,624 (with Cleo Rocos): Pregnant [Appeared also in S05E03
  • Long John Silver (with Cleo Rocos): Hospital baby [Appeared also in S05E03
  • Song (by Ken with Cleo Rocos): Vampire [Appeared also in S05E03
  • Ninety feet tall roses (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E04
  • Train tripVicar ticket (with Roy North and Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E04
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,625 (with Cleo Rocos): Pervert [Appeared also in S05E04
  • Hanging nun and Newsreader (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E04]
  • A couple in livingroom (with Cleo Rocos): Fly transformation [Appeared also in S05E05BestPT
  • Where Are They Now? (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E05
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,626 (with Cleo Rocos): Ransom demand [Appeared also in S05E05
  • Hook! (with Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E05
  • Chelsea Pensioners (with Tim Brooke-Taylor and Cleo Rocos) [Appeared also in S05E05
  • Song (by Ken with Cleo Rocos): Boogie Woogie Gypsy Boy of Wuthering Heights [Appeared also in S05E05
  • Film trailer (with Cleo Rocos): Death Watch II [Appeared also in S05E06
  • Cobbers, Episode 4,627 (with Cleo Rocos): Poisoned water [Appeared also in S05E06
  • … 
  • Short insert with girls (including Cleo Rocos) in undergarment: We like a skech or two [Appeared also in xxx, BestPT

Sketches/The New Kenny Everett Naughty Video

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  • Before beginning: A crew setting up (with Cleo Rocos in undergarment; a script entitled “Condom Sketch” starting like “Kenny as Father”; a prompter for “50 quid” gag [here as “Bathroom”]) 
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos as a prostitue25 quid
  • Eros (with Cleo Rocos): Premature ejaculation
  • Ken with audience (with Cleo Rocos): Winning the money
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos as a prostitueLamp post
  • Cleo Rocos and Debbie Lindon in a bathWhere’s the soap?
  • Cleo Rocos and Debbie Lindon in a bath (with Willie Rushton): We’ve done this joke
  • A short clip with a closeup of Cleo RocosWe bob in his wet beetroots, Variation 1 
  • Ken with Cleo Rocos as a prostitueBathroom
  • Interviewing Prince Charles (Cleo Rocos): Lady Diana
  • Ken with audience (with Cleo Rocos and Debbie Lindon): That’s the end of the show

Created: March 23, 2009. [updated]